My Hobby

Rewriting songs from the point-of-view of a zombie.

To the tune of “People are Strange” by The Doors:

People are tasty, when you’re a zombie.
Chewy and crunchy, when you eat them.
Women seem wicked, when they run screaming.
Streets are uneven, nope, just my legs.

You eat brains,
Your face rotts off in the rain.
You eat brains,
No one remembers your name.

You eat brains.
You eat brains.
You eat brains.

To the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain."

And if your head was open,
I'd slurp it like its nothin',
I'd treat it like a bowl.

I'd grab it then I'd eat it,
I wouldn't even heat it.

If I only had a brain.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Silly Willy... Lol. Are you becoming a regular blogger now? Or are you TRYING to become one for self promotion? On my portfolio website - marissagraphics.com, I designated a section for a blog to write about graphic and web design topics but only wrote one post! People (future clients hopefully) reading your blog will notice you are very knowledgeable in subjects relating to your profession (like "wow, this person really knows what he's talking about") and, in my opinion, a skilled and creative writer.